Snack You Silly

Fun Fact: Oatmeal Creme Pie is the only manufactured product that didn’t drop from its 35 cent price during the Great Depression
Recommended TOE: After the dollar menu is over

“First bite: holy shit I’m saving the second half for the next draft.”

“I just eat them for the creme,” Zvi told me as we were sorting through a stack of promos. I’d listened to precocious sophomores wax retarded about the “original Oreo,” but this was just the compromise I had to make for backcuts. (Retrospect: sort of worth it.) My dad (who’s full of shit) had stories about splitting sides backstage with Weird Al back when he was just weird.

First bite: holy shit I’m saving the second half for the next draft. Alright fuck that, I just finished it and honestly I would have spent the full 35 cents for half as much (anyone making an open faced creme pie joke to their friends while reading this aloud just admitted to how much porn they watch). Also any douchebag who’s about to post a comment about how I could have saved half: this blog is not meant for you.

That said, it’s hard to argue with 35 cent Oatmeal. Even that Quaker asshole couldn’t argue with that and I’m pretty sure he’s based on some dude that went to law school. Save this for the post dollar menu 24 hours.

-Wes Kaplan

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