About
SYS updates each weekday. Every day, we get thousands of emails from fans and corporations, so to schedule a consultation, contact bcbernstein:at:gmail.com and allow six months for a reply.
Interested in writing for SYS? The best advice we can offer you, in the words of William Faulkner, is “don’t be a writer. Be writing.” If you’re interested in applying as a contributor, we don’t want to hear about your resume or career plans. We want 35-55 pertinent snackfood writing samples, with your best metaphors italicized. And again, keep in mind the old saying, the one that goes “time is money.” If we like what we read, we’ll be in touch for a phone interview in 3-5 months.
Staff
Zvi Finklestein — Co-founder, Head of Conceptual Integration, CVO of the SYS Devolution Committee
Benjamin Bernstein — Co-founder, Integrated Post Production Specialist, President of SYS Employee Daycare Program
Kyle Wallace — Co-founder, Acting Senior VP of Sales, Chief Productivity Analyst
Contributing Team Members
Jesse Gubb
Peter James
Kevin Khilds
Jill Skylab
Snack You Silly was designed by Rebecca Caglianone and Kyle Wallace of Smores.
