Snack You Silly

Kat Skylab, my younger sister, took the time out of her busy day to provide us with this video review of everyone’s favorite nut-fruit: Cashews. Enjoy!

-Jill Skylab

Fun Fact: Jon Lovitz was the original voice of the red M&M
Recommended T.O.E.: The 1980’s, apparently

“As a critic, I’ve never felt more irrelevant.”

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Fun Fact: Ice Coffee is greater than or equal to Coffee Ice
Recommended T.O.E.: When you’re at Dunkin’ Donuts

“Best part of Double D’s ice coffee - aiming your straw at the ring of sugar at the bottom of the cup and sucking the grains through the cracks of my teeth (you read those pronouns correctly).”

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Fun Fact: The Every Burger is easy to steal if you don’t have money
Recommended T.O.E.: When real burgers just ain’t cutting it

“If there’s one thing I’ve learned through my years of snacking, it’s that people with dry mouths are idiots.”

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Fun Fact: Cheesy Bread and Cinna Stix were introduced simultaneously in 2001, the same year that Wikipedia was founded
Recommended T.O.E.: After the witching hour

“The future of food.”

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Fun Fact: Dollar Menu items actually cost $1.05
Recommended T.O.E.: Anytime before 11 pm, of course

“Brings a completely new meaning to ‘value meal.’”

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Fun fact: Little Debbie is half Klingon Recommended TOE: Bored on Mir Spacestation “Consider a glass of milk a necessity here.” Read The Full Review