Snack You Silly

Fun Fact: Euro Shopper Paprika Chips have the longest shelf life of any of the discount European snack chips
Recommended T.O.E.: When you’re bored on a train in Europe and you’ve run out of friends to email

“An unpretentious international package sure to satisfy”

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Fun Fact: Two Bite Brownies are physically impossible to choke on.
Recommended T.O.E.: Critics will disagree, but after the salad and before the steak.

“What about the second bite, you might ask? What about that stain on your polo shirt, I’d respond.”

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Fun fact: Little Caesar was actually 6’2″
Recommended T.O.E.: When in Rome

“A five-dollar large pizza can’t be quality food, right? Right!? Wrong.”

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Fun Fact: Blueberry Pop-Tarts contain real blueberry
Recommended T.O.E.: During North American Pop-Tart week
“Warm, gooey scrumptiousness.”

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Fun Fact: Dispute over whether Bugles are more like the musical instrument or more like tornado funnels still rages on among snack food cognoscenti
Recommended T.O.E.: Beginning of summer or a cold winter day thinking of summer

“Like a triangle on the side of a tornado.”

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Fun Fact: If you throw this treat into the sky, Batman will drive past you within minutes, searching for a crime to interrupt
Recommended T.O.E.: As soon as you see it, and then months after that, you may have another

“It’s fuckin’ crazy big.’”

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Fun Fact: Originally called “Brown Jug Toasted Corn” in 1936, this snack was devised to be given away for free in California taverns until a law was passed that made it illegal for bartenders to give away free food (no joke).
Recommended T.O.E.: Keeping with the “Brown Jug” tradition, try them any time after sunset with a PBR Tall Boy or Budweiser 24 oz. “Giant Can.”

“Domestic beer will only enhance its already-rich finish.”

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Fun fact: Little Debbie is half Klingon Recommended TOE: Bored on Mir Spacestation “Consider a glass of milk a necessity here.” Read The Full Review