Snack You Silly

Fun fact: Stacy, Minnesota, had a population of 1,278 people at the 2000 census, 722 fewer than the year the statistic was taken in
Recommended T.O.E.: During Listerine’s tax-free weekend

“A bourgeoisie snack, but hey, who’s counting?”

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Fun Fact: Jon Lovitz was the original voice of the red M&M
Recommended T.O.E.: The 1980’s, apparently

“As a critic, I’ve never felt more irrelevant.”

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Fun Fact: Euro Shopper Paprika Chips have the longest shelf life of any of the discount European snack chips
Recommended T.O.E.: When you’re bored on a train in Europe and you’ve run out of friends to email

“An unpretentious international package sure to satisfy”

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Fun Fact: Dispute over whether Bugles are more like the musical instrument or more like tornado funnels still rages on among snack food cognoscenti
Recommended T.O.E.: Beginning of summer or a cold winter day thinking of summer

“Like a triangle on the side of a tornado.”

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Fun Fact: Burger King shares its surname with J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.”
Recommended TOE: Before, not after, a Purell High Five

“I know BK would prefer me not to compare their snack to Doritos, but I’m going to, because that’s my job.”

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