New New Year Food; Snacks I Wish Existed
January 5th, 2009
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Posted by Andrew Flint
虾饺 (Har Gow )
January 1st, 2009
Fun fact: Although Har gow are sometimes called Shrimp Bonnets, few Chinese infants actually wear them
“Kid tested, Chinese approved.”
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Posted by Benjamin Bernstein
Sanrio Bubble Gum
August 27th, 2008
Fun fact: SanrioDigital are hard at work on a massively multiplayer online roleplaying game, Hello Kitty Online
Recommended T.O.E.: The second time you take ecstasy in Japan
“Chalky and unpleasant.”
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Posted by Zvi Finklestein
Biscoff
August 25th, 2008
Fun fact: Biscoff’s are disgusting
Recommended T.O.E.: When you need an in-flight tongue depressor
“The packaging decals were an aesthetician’s worst nightmare.”
Cashews
August 20th, 2008Kat Skylab, my younger sister, took the time out of her busy day to provide us with this video review of everyone’s favorite nut-fruit: Cashews. Enjoy!
-Jill Skylab
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Posted by Jill Skylab
Candy Necklaces
August 18th, 2008
Fun fact: Candy necklaces are cheaper per candy than candy bracelets
Recommended T.O.E.: When hipsters inevitably start wearing them
“There are better options for both your candy-eating and your accesorizing needs.”
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Posted by Zvi Finklestein
Mint Chocolate M&M’s Premiums
August 13th, 2008
Fun fact: Despite tasting the same, the chocolate in M&M’s Premiums is made from a different recipe than original M&M’s’
Recommended T.O.E.: When you’re out of Grey Poupon
“I was too disgusted to hold one in my hand long enough to test, but I’m sure it would have melted.”
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Posted by Jesse Gubb
Stacy’s Pita Chips, Parmesan Garlic Herb, 6-Ounce Bag
August 11th, 2008
Fun fact: Stacy, Minnesota, had a population of 1,278 people at the 2000 census, 722 fewer than the year the statistic was taken in
Recommended T.O.E.: During Listerine’s tax-free weekend
“A bourgeoisie snack, but hey, who’s counting?”
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Posted by Benjamin Bernstein
Douwe Egberts Coffee feat. Wholesome Farms Individual Creamers
August 8th, 2008
Fun Fact: Coffee ingestion on average is about a third of that of tap water in North America and Europe
Recommended T.O.E.: Before 5pm, please
“The bathroom breaks they induce are a welcome break from the cubical.”
M&M’s
August 6th, 2008
Fun Fact: Jon Lovitz was the original voice of the red M&M
Recommended T.O.E.: The 1980’s, apparently
“As a critic, I’ve never felt more irrelevant.”
