Snack You Silly

Fun fact: Despite tasting the same, the chocolate in M&M’s Premiums is made from a different recipe than original M&M’s’
Recommended T.O.E.: When you’re out of Grey Poupon

“I was too disgusted to hold one in my hand long enough to test, but I’m sure it would have melted.”

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Fun Fact: Euro Shopper Paprika Chips have the longest shelf life of any of the discount European snack chips
Recommended T.O.E.: When you’re bored on a train in Europe and you’ve run out of friends to email

“An unpretentious international package sure to satisfy”

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No longer a screaming lobster in a pot of hot water, Kellogg’s appears to be on the rebound as it breaks its media silence to announce a new campaign. This is the first that we have heard out of the Kellogg’s camp since its debaucherous Pop-Tart Week press conference and the early conclusion of its disastrous North American Pop-Tart Week.
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Press release also includes the previously leaked album art

McDonald’s, the number one buyer of apples in the United States restaurant industry, recently took a break from flaunting its nonconformity to release the tracklist for its famed Dollar Menu. This is probably the most fucking exciting news to come out of McDonald’s headquarters in recent weeks.

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