Snack You Silly

No longer a screaming lobster in a pot of hot water, Kellogg’s appears to be on the rebound as it breaks its media silence to announce a new campaign. This is the first that we have heard out of the Kellogg’s camp since its debaucherous Pop-Tart Week press conference and the early conclusion of its disastrous North American Pop-Tart Week.
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Press release also includes the previously leaked album art

McDonald’s, the number one buyer of apples in the United States restaurant industry, recently took a break from flaunting its nonconformity to release the tracklist for its famed Dollar Menu. This is probably the most fucking exciting news to come out of McDonald’s headquarters in recent weeks.

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